Very smart yes
Blaine, sex gifts are inserted in you, not given. No this is something special for my special pet. The second room on the east wing is now a music room. You’ll find a piano, a guitar, sheets to compose, etc , the whole thing to dance and do music. And that only for you
I try.

Well, maybe you wanted to be all “lol look at the pretty gift” before you did it, I dunno. Mm.. … That’s actually… really thoughtful of you. Thank you.
One think I can never question is your intelligence my dear
On another matter, I may have a gift for you
I’m a very smart person, rioght?

..It’s not a sex gift, is it? Because I’m going to have to decline.
My man parts might not be, but hand and foot cuffs are and I know you’re flexible, so cuffing you in a certain position will allow me full access to what I want. I may as well let you like that afterwards … for hours or maybe days… not even move you , just give you something to eat and drink

….That’d get pretty boring. And awkward when I have to use the bathroom.
You don’t have a say in the matter sweet heart, I paid your butt too, it’s mine , and I touch it whenever it pleases me to touch it

Nope. My butt. Besides, I don’t have to be compliant, I could just as easily kick you. Your man-bits aren’t made of steel, I can cause harm. :|
good little boy, saved his ass before I got a chance to play-oh plug him.

You. Have problems. And from now on you can’t touch my butt.
Blaine … you have such an artistic talent that I don’t even know what to say, beside this will be your plug for the rest of the month, only to be taken out digestive evacuation purposes
Omg, no. First, Play doh is squishy and doesn’t harden if .. well, in closed spaces so it wouldn’t even work that way, and second of all, I’ve already made something else. :|

If you could focus on what I said for once you would spare yourself a lot of troubles. The song, I don’t want to hear the song. And we both know that would be a lie. and lying is really bad Blaine
But I like the song, it makes me haaappyyy…. I dunno this seems pretty accurate.

cruel sex, is nothing you want to experience unless it’s a punishment my dear slave
I didn’t realize entertaining myself was something worth punishing me over. If I made a tiny penis out of clay and said it was yours, would that get me in trouble?
Clay and Roy Orbison gives me killing impulses
And yet you mention sex. I think you have a problem.
You put the music that goes with clay and I swear I will oddly be sexually cruel

Clay and music-about-clay makes you horny?